Out of the mouths...
A seven year old was asked about his mum - here are some of his answers…
Q. Why did God make mothers?
A. She's the only one who knows where the sellotape is.
A. God made my mum just the same as he made me. He just used bigger parts.
Q. Why did God give you your mother and not some other mum?
A. He knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mums like me.
Q. What kind of little girl was your mum?
A. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
Q. What did your mum need to know about your dad before she married him?
A. She had to know his background. Like is he a thief? Does he get drunk?
Q. Why did your mum marry your dad?
A. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world And my mom eats a lot. My grandma says that mum didn't have her thinking cap on.
Q. Who's the boss at your house?
A. Mum doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such an idiot.